it appears that you guys have been skipping class way too often. You don’t even seem to know the basics of your own show any longer. I think it’s time for an extra lesson before we’ll have to send you to detention!
Today’s topic: Jane Rizzoli versus Angie Harmon.
It’s actually really simple:
Jane Rizzoli is
one of the two main charactersthe main character of your show. She’s a badass detective and acts accordingly.
Angie Harmon is the actress playing said detective. And while she does so, she’s not supposed to be “visible” on screen (sorry, but I didn’t make the showbiz/acting rules).
Now, you guys seem to be rather confused about this lately. Let’s look at some visuals:
Left: That’s Angie being super excited about Fall 2014’s fashion collection.
Right: That’s Jane showing excitement the way a badass detective would do.
See the difference?
Left: That’s Jane being annoyed about her mother using her as a dress-up doll.
Right: That’s Angie annoying us fans with her desire to be a dress-up doll.
And the problem permeates every aspect of the show.
Left: That’s Angie being excited about a guy who has so little chemistry with Maura that the writers don’t even dare to show an actual dating scene between Maura & Jack. We all know there wouldn’t be any sparks, so why even try, eh?
Right: That’s classic Jane making sure that Maura doesn’t settle for someone not worthy of her class. Or for someone who might want to kill her… Because that’s what best friends do: They make sure you stay happy… and alive!
And one more.
Do I even need to explain this? *sigh*
See, Jane keeps her badassery even if she has to wear non-Jane-like outfits. That’s why the scene on the left makes viewers gasp: “Wow, look at that!” whereas the scene on the right makes us cringe: “What the hell was that?!”
So, let’s see if you’ve paid attention. Can you correctly identify Jane and Angie in the two images below? I know, I know, it looks a little tricky. But it’s really not that hard. Just look at the body language…
And…? Any guesses?
I’ll tell you the correct answers next week. Until then, it might be a good idea for you guys to spend less time tweeting pictures of blurred people or naked buttcracks and use that time to do your homework and learn the damn basics of your own show!
I love my skin!
Im gonna cry :’)..
‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.
Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.
AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY
this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary
This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.
No but hear me out.
Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman